“Not Dead Inside (Just Selectively Social)” Tee
When you're vibing in silence but still want to make a statement, this hoodie’s got your back (literally). The “Not Dead Inside (Just Selectively Social)” hoodie wraps you in cozy misanthropy, perfect for vanishing into crowds or nature alike.
Available in light and dark versions—because your darkness is seasonal.
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Premium Midweight Hoodie – soft as your favorite coping mechanism
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Beautifully printed skull, moths, and florals for max goth cottagecore energy
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Large front pocket to hide snacks or avoid shaking hands
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Great for introverts, necro-naturalists, and quiet legends everywhere
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More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Dark Woods Emporium
- Email: starrphoenix-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
“Not Dead Inside (Just Selectively Social)” Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
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27
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16 1/2
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S
|
28
|
18
|
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M
|
29
|
20
|
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L
|
30
|
22
|
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XL
|
31
|
24
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2XL
|
32
|
26
|
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3XL
|
33
|
28
|
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4XL
|
34
|
30
|
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5XL
|
35
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32
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