“Not Dead Inside (Just Selectively Social)” tee
You’re not antisocial—you’re just anti-BS. This earthy goth tee speaks the truth with a soft snarl: you're thriving, surrounded by skulls, moths, and daisies. The “Not Dead Inside (Just Selectively Social)” tee is a must for folks who prefer plants to people and vibes to small talk.
Available in light and dark versions—because you’re nuanced like that.
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Unisex Soft Cotton Blend – wearable introvert armor
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Gorgeous vintage skull + wildflower art
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Ideal for forest witches, chaos gremlins, and awkward icons
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Soft, breathable, and surprisingly good at avoiding brunch invitations
Tags/SEO: goth introvert shirt, dark aesthetic t-shirt, skull and flower tee, funny social anxiety shirt, selectively social shirt, alt fashion, cottagegoth, dark version, light version, creepy cute shirt
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Dark Woods Emporium
- Email: starrphoenix-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
“Not Dead Inside (Just Selectively Social)” tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
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27
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16 1/2
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S
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28
|
18
|
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M
|
29
|
20
|
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L
|
30
|
22
|
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XL
|
31
|
24
|
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2XL
|
32
|
26
|
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3XL
|
33
|
28
|
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4XL
|
34
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30
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5XL
|
35
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32
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