"Toaster Bath" Tee
Feeling fine... in a clinically detached sort of way? The "Do Not Resuscitate (Emotionally)" tee is here to let everyone know you’re running on black coffee, intrusive thoughts, and a dark sense of humor. Available in light and dark versions—choose your level of emotional damage.
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Unisex Soft Cotton Blend – comfortably numb since... forever
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High-quality print on premium comfort tee
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Great for sad clowns, sarcasm addicts, and folks who’ve seen things
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Looks excellent with smudged eyeliner and poor life choices
Tags/SEO: goth t-shirt, emotional burnout tee, funny mental health shirt, do not resuscitate shirt, alt fashion, dark humor tee, white t-shirt, black t-shirt, light version, dark version
More details
- 100% ring-spun combed cotton
- Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.3 oz)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Dark Woods Emporium
- Email: starrphoenix-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the EU REACH requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
"Toaster Bath" Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
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27
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17
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S
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28
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19
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M
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29
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20
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L
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30
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22
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XL
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31
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24
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2XL
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32
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26
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3XL
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33
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28
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