THAT Poison? – Kuzco’s Llama Poison Quote Shirt
For the fans who can quote this scene word-for-word before the villain even finishes—this is for you.
Straight from the “wrong lever” corner of our hearts, here’s the ultimate nod to the most overly clarified assassination plan in cinematic history.
Featuring a bold llama silhouette trapped in a mysterious crimson vial, this design practically screams “poison… the poison for Kuzco… Kuzco’s poison…” right off your chest (or hoodie). Whether you’re binge-watching, quoting along, or plotting your very specific schemes, you’ll look diabolically stylish doing it.
Perfect for:
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Emperor’s New Groove superfans
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People with a flair for the dramatic
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Anyone who appreciates a well-repeated plan
☠ Disclaimer: No llamas were harmed in the making of this apparel.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Dark Woods Emporium
- Email: starrphoenix-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
THAT Poison? – Kuzco’s Llama Poison Quote Shirt Size Guide
Size label | Length | Width |
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XS
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27
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16 1/2
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S
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28
|
18
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M
|
29
|
20
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
XL
|
31
|
24
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2XL
|
32
|
26
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
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